Background
Chuck "Chuck Fuck" Paulsen worked for K-Mart for 40 years, starting at the ripe old age of 14. He retired, and has gradually accrued thousands of parking tickets for backing into wrong spots "for sport." He decided to get into smuggling out of boredom, and enjoys driving through open space.
Motivation
Religion/Spirituality- Spread the good word of K-Mart.
Greed- Boost the value of the K-Mart stock options that I hold as part of my Roth IRA.
Obligations
Obsession with K-Mart and backing into loading docks
Description
Chuck is about 5' 8" but slouches. He has graying body hair, a large gut, and walks extremely slowly. He looks very pissed off and has